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...she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. ...she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. ...she thought a quarterback was a refund. .....

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND WOMEN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It's braille for 'suck here.' Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: E...

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. W...

A student came back to the dorm to find his roommate near tears. "What's the matter pal?" he asked. His roommate moaned, ...

Conversation heard at the coffee machine: "Tell me Sam, how long have you been working here?' Sam: "Ever since they threatened...

1. Make savings automagical. This should be your top priority, especially if you don't have a solid emergency fund yet. Make it the firs...

One: Never wake up early. Keep stretching and turning in bed until you get too hungry to continue dozing. If there are no bedbugs, why hurry...

1. Establish financial goals Make a decision as to what you want and where you want to be in the future. Categorize financial goals into sho...

A cowboy rides up to a saloon on his horse. He goes in, orders a drink, then leaves. His horse is gone. He goes back to the saloon, and asks...

President George Bush and his driver were cruising along a country road on night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. ...

A man walked up to a farmer's house, and knocked on the door. When the farmer's wife opened the door, the man asked if she knew how ...

1. We are always late; we would have missed all 4 flights 2. Pretty girls on the plane would distract us 3. We would talk loudly and bring a...

A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of soda when the husband said, "I bet you can't tell me something which will make me happy...

He met her at a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after her, while he was so normal, nobody paid attention to him. At the end...

Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend to death. Wife says, "If you BEHAVE like this, you will los...

BEFORE MARRIAGE: He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don't even think about it. She: Do you ...

Ndipo wakampeleka kwa SPIKA wakamuuliza wewe ndie RICHMOND? hata asijibu neno.....Spika akaomba mwongozo......ndipo LOWASSA akasema najiuzul...

In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell. At work you spend most of your time in a 6' X 8' cubicle....

Mwalimu wa zamu akiwa kwenye ukaguzi mabwenini kuona kama wanafunzi wote wamekweda kwenye chakula cha jioni alimkuta mwanafunzi mmoja akiwa ...

Nyerere enzi zake kenda Mirembe kutazama maendeleo ya ujenzi, wakati anaingia langoni mgonjwa mmoja kasema.. "Dah mwenzetu kazidiwa kwe...

- How do you call a woman that always knows where her husband is? - A widow!

- Billy, what gift do you have for your grandma’s birthday? - A football. - A football? Billy, grandma does not play foot ball. - So what! S...

Jesus comes back from Heaven and goes to Israel. He sees a kid and tells him: - Son, I’ve come back from Heaven to your salvation. The boy s...

In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer. They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down. The car mechanic...

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I...

Jamaa mmoja alifariki na akapelekwa kuzimu, alipofika mapokezi akamkuta Shetani amekaa. Mazungumzo yao yakawa hivi: Shetani: Ndugu yangu huk...

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America MARIA: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria! T...

Siku moja mwalimu alikuwa anasahihisha madaftari ya wanafunzi wake wa Chekechea, basi mara wakatokea Diana na Sosi ambao pia ni wanafunzi wa...

Mama mmoja alikwenda Mahakamani kutoa ushaidi dhidi ya mshitakiwa aliyeiba kandambili msikitini. Ulipofika muda wa yeye kuulizwa maswali na ...

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She...

1. Confi-what?: Son asks difference between confidence and confidential. Dad says," you are my son, I'm confident. Your friend is a...

One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes ov...