Read this before you Commit yourself to be a Teacher...

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria!

TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell
it!

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for
water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have
today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you
are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with
"I."
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the
alphabet."

TEACHER: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the
same day, same time."

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his
father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now,
Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say
prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is
exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog;

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps
on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher