Why Tanzanians can't be terrorists!

1. We are always late; we would have missed all 4 flights
2. Pretty girls on the plane would distract us
3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
4. We talk with our hands; therefore we would have to put our weapons down
5. We would ALL want to fly the plane
6. We would argue and start a fight in the plane
7. We can't keep a secret; we would have told every one a week before doing it
8. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield
9. We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken by one of the hostages