President George Bush and his driver were cruising along a country road on
night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly.

Bush told his driver to go up to the farm house and explain to the
owners what had happened.

About 1 hour later Bush sees his driver staggering back to the car
with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his
clothes all ripped and torn.

"What happened to you", asked Bush.

Driver said, "Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the
Cigar and his 19 year old daughter made mad passionate love to me".

"My God, what did you tell them", asks Bush.

The driver replied, "I'm George Bush's driver, and I just killed the pig".